who tells these lame ass nut grabbers they have talent?! I mean what goes through their heads when they convince themselves that they can actually sing? If your parents are the only people who tell you that you can sing, you’re probably terrible! Parents are supposed to support their kids. It’s their unofficial job to plant seeds in their kids’ minds that they can conquer the world, knowing the kid’s destiny is to become something very important: like a manager at Burger King. Also, do you notice none of the ugly people make it through?! well thats not true, but more often than not it is! Ugly people just don’t make the cut. Keep the ugly people where they belong…behind the scenes and out of site. Nobody wants to see these genetic defects in front of a camera singing. Also, I’m really getting sick and tired of these sob stories. Some fart whiffer who’s mom is a morbidly obese 500 pounder and lives in a cardboard box on 5th street in downtown and this is their DREAM!! who give a shit! American Idol is a great show none the less! I love watching worthless people realize how dull and untalented they are. It’s great entertainment!
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I don’t really know “for sure” where it is but I know I every girl I smashed says I’ve touched it. I think it might be close to the anus asophogus. Because I mean the anus and the vag opening are pretty close to each other so I’m sure it’s all in the vicinity of the same guts. It might be that little flap on the inside that feels all greasy and slippery. Girls seems to make weird faces at me when I flick it. Kinda the same action as when you pull a decent size booger out, roll it up, and launch it off your thumb. Hope that helps!
HOW DOES YOUR BUTTHOLE CUT OFF A TURD AND DON’T HAVE NO TEETH?
by jeebes34 on October 20th, 2011 at 2:00 pmMy fine fellow, what a terrific question! This is only speculation but I think that since poop is soft and whipped like a batch of chocolate frosting, it makes the sphincter’s job easier to saw off. Now if turds were about as hard as wooden logs, you’d definitely need some fangs surround the anus. Plus if you had teeth down there I’m sure you’d have to floss them occassionally and that my friend would be tough to do!
MY BEST FRIEND IS A GIRL AND WE’VE KNOW EACH OTHER FOR SO LONG AND I’VE STARTED DEVELOPING FEELINGS FOR HER BUT SHE DOESN’T KNOW. WHAT IS A GUY TO DO?
by jeebes34 on October 20th, 2011 at 9:00 amStop being a bitch! Go tell her what the deal is. Look, this ain’t a Taylor Swift video where there’s going to be candles floating around and romantic music playing when you tell her. Just grab her hand say “Baby, you make my penis hard”. She’ll be in your pocket like the boner you walk around with when you see her. Then…smash will be session! But make sure you bring the thunder. That could make or break the relationship.
WHY DO PEOPLE BROWN NOSE WHEN THE BOSS COMES AROUND BUT ARE DICKS (BITCHES) WHEN THE BOSS ISN’T?
by jeebes34 on October 19th, 2011 at 9:00 pmWell, to be honest brown nosers just like being in shit. They like being around it, smelling it, especially when it’s someone else’s, ESPECIALLY someone in a position of power. They’d smell their own asshole if they could reach it. I bet some can! These people just like to make themselves look good at the right times. The truth eventually comes out though! These people like rusty trombones, know what I mean?! And the boss likes gettin’ ‘em. They’re just a bunch of Dookie Doorknobs, that’s all. They eat shit sandwiches and manure meatballs in their spaghetti.
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